Santa Baby/Nuttin’ For Christmas

SANTA BABY !!

Santa baby, slip a driver under the tree,
for me
I’ve been an awful good girl!
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight!!!

Santa baby, a new Dodge Intrepid too,
I’ll be waitin up for y’all dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight!!!

Think of all races I’ve missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed (oops)

Next year I could be oh so good
If you’d just check off my Christmas list

Santa honey, I wanna winning team and that’s
really not a lot
I’ve been an ANGEL all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight!!

Santa cutie, there’s one thing I really
do need…the deed
To a superspeedway!
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight!!!

Santa baby, I’m filling my stocking with
a duplex, and checks
Sign your ‘X’ on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight!!!

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at the NASCAR store
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you’ll follow through!!!

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little
thing…
a Winston Cup Championship
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down my chimney tonight!!!
Hurry down my chimney tonight!!!

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NUTTIN’ FOR CHRISTMAS

Broke my jack on Gordon’s head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in Big E’s car;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some fuel in France’s chair;
I made Kenseth eat a bug;
Paid off an official with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me!!!

Oh…………
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas
My owner and sponsor are mad.
I’m getting’ nuttin’ for Christmas
‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but BAD!!

I won’t be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
Next season I’ll be going straight;
Next season I’ll be good….just wait!!
I’d start now, but it’s too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do
‘Cause if you’re bad, I’m warning you,
You’ll get nuttin’ for Christmas!!!

(Now, I just have to remember NOT to hire
Rusty as my look out next year!!!!)